Tau rule! Oh yeah, that's it, by the way. Whatever the truth, when Kronus was admitted as a full sept of the so-called Third Sphere, its human population was but a footnote. Oh, Gregory healed from his wounds, by the way. Who is this narrator? Probably some human. Um, excuse me? This is all speculation and rumour. In part due to the single-gender reeducation camps imposed by the Tau, but it is possible that the alien powers undertook some form of sterilization project-all for the so-called Greater Good. Although no public announcements were ever made to this effect, it seems clear that human births on Kronus also dropped precipitously. You saw the fanaticism expressed by the Imperial Guard! Did you expect anything less? Intensive colonization by Tau and Kroot led to a rapid demographic swing, with the human population dwindling to less than 5% a decade after the Dark Crusade. The humans left on Kronus found life increasingly difficult for them-many had embraced the Imperial return and now found themselves subject to reeducation and other penalties. The task force sent from the Tau home world remained on the planet to secure it, and soon thereafter further waves of settlers and colonists arrived from across the empire. With the last enemy stronghold broken, the Tau hold on Kronus became secure once again. We have a lot of work ahead of ourselves to secure this colony. Anyways, let's head back to Or'es Tash'n and reconnect with Aun'el. Of all the races we've fought, they'e clearly the brightest of the bunch for knowing when to stay out of it, ha. Heck, the Tyrranids didn't even show up because they knew they didn't stand a chance. Well, that and the fact that the Tau were clearly superior to every other race. And in the end, it all boiled down to stealth and jetpacks. Kronus is ours!! You've done well, Shas'o. Heeey! We did it! Excellent work everyone. Now get me the Gork offa dis here planet. Shut it, ya git! I got me a whole Waaagh! to rebuild. Use da 'splosives! Da what? Da bomb, ya git! Da bomb! Always have yer tunnels dug'n ready. Got me one more serprize for ya! Boss, we'ze getting shot up! Ain't you da master of da obvious. Nooooooo! This barbarian dies today! Oh, ya ain't got me yet. Keep firing! Focus all fire on Gorgutz! The Orkz will collapse without his leadership! Heh heh heh, that tickles! Our railguns are hitting him, but he's still standing! What is this monster made of? Right now? Heh heh, I'm made'o yer little dinosaur here. So dis is the thing dat ate me Squiggoth, eh? Maybe I ought'er have a taste of it fer re-compensation. Give them everything you've got! Gregory has found Gorgutz! Support him! Drones are right behind him. How 'bout you shutting yer yap and getting over here so's we can chop ya? Can I hope fer that? Barbarian. Don't you see that your defeat is inevitable, Ork? You cannot hope to win. We march onto Gorgutz base itself! Come on, Greyskin! I need yer skull fer me pointy stick. There wont' be anything left of the Footstompaz once we're done with them. Gregory has arrived on the front to assist you. Oy! Gorgutz Big Banner just got itself stomped! Ha! We'll stomp all of Gorgutz' Boyz! They're distracted. There isn't much left, but we can still turn the few remaining Orkz against Gorgutz. Are you ready for the fight of the century? Gregory versus The Squiggoth!!! This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!! And the Squiggoth is down! Yeah, that's right, Gregory. It'll attack anything that comes near it, Ork, Tau or Kroot, and it's currently in your way. We're sending him to eliminate the Squiggoth. Oi, Gorgutz let'em take the Maw of Gork! He ain't no boss, get'im! Gregory is ready. I CAN CONFIRM THIS> That's good, but we're approaching the relic anyways. Ha! The Drones have killed the Squiggoth trainer! Da Squiggoth's loose! Clear out, boyz! Oh, no! Look out! Hahaha, take your time, Shas'o! The Drones are having a blast right now. Yeah, let's find out! Let's move onto the relic while they fight amongst themselves. The Footstompaz are distracted right now anyways, so they can wait. Might as well knock out their banner as well. We can still access the relic from here, but we have to go through it. Whatcha doin', Rokkitrangaz? They's comin' fer ya! Attack! Uh, I think we took a wrong turn. I don't want no Squiggoth stompin' our boyz. Endless Drones is never not funny! 'Ere dey come, Footstompaz! Keep da trainersafe. Right, well, while you start your attack, we're gonna harass the Footstompaz with Drones. (By the Ethereals, the Ork hordes are endless. Let him rule the field of battle They want Gregory.
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